GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic b